I used to think
I was overreacting.
now I realize
it was just a
to an abnormal
okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it
IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe
I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.
The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes.
He didn’t know the joke.
So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.
I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.
I want to kiss you so hard that I can taste the lingering regret of the person who broke your heart for the first time
If you don’t think space is the tightest shiz then you’re wrong
Do you ever just hate someone so much that whenever they do literally ANYTHING you’re like
im following anyone that reblogs this.
no, you don’t have to be following me and yes i will really follow you.
doing this as an experiment then deleting this post at the end of summer.
Hoping to be following over 10,000 blogs by the end of august :)
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”
to public school.
i lost it after attempt 510 omfg
JESUS CHRIST I CANT BREATHE
SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GOD DAMMIT
MOTHERFUCKING TRIPLE SPIKES
NEVER NOT REBLOG
I CANT EVEN PLAY IT RIGHT SIDE UP
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*